#lil dude’s just chillin

[mamawasatesttube]

i think we also need simon valentine back bc his possessiveness and jealousy over kon is so funny (sorry simon). i need him to witness bart just casually using kon as a jungle gym and grind his teeth about it. i want him to try to infodump about frogs to kon but tim interrupts like oh thats cool. hey i modded my car this weekend do you wanna see!! and simon is like. excuse me. i was infodumping first. sims negative reaction. and bart is STILL sitting on kon's shoulder like a weird parrot.

peak comedy to me is simon valentine stuck in a room with tim kon and bart. kons in the middle of it and doesnt even realize. simon is radiating intense jealous vibes but tim and bart are both like lmao ok anyways, this is OUR kon. <3 Autistic Hostility (intensely one-sided) (but also somehow 3x combo?) (kon is oblivious but he can pick up on the vibes) (the vibes are rancid bro) (Autistic Hostility.)

[eeveekitti]

weird thang

[astramachina]

happy one year to TSP's "official conception" aka the day when I woke utterly possessed by an indescribable feeling of artistic dread that refused to form beyond the vague idea of colors, smells, vibes, lighting, a concept director, and an aesthetic. those two months that followed were creative hell because it was like trying to grasp at smoke that already had shape but I could not see because its shape was so beyond the grasp of my limited human comprehension.

maybe the true cosmic horror were the artistic endeavors we took on along the way.

[home-and-having-tea]

Like the thing is... tarantulas aren't scary. Like I'm usually very scared of spiders but when I see a tarantula or like a jumping spider? The defensive hairs clock as fur in my brain and I go "ooh puppy"

[elven-writing]

Eating a snack pack on the couch and chilling with a lil lizard in the bathroom is honestly so great for my mental health

[orcelito]

Thinking about how it won't take Too much longer to reach the events of the manga in itnl: 😃

Thinking about how wolfwood is introduced like 17 chapters in: 😞

[crow-n-tell]

HELLO AND WELCOOOOME TO!

What kind of jellyfish is sun?

I got some requests about getting a lil layout of what jellyfish types I combined to get him the way I did for moon in this post. It’s not as fun and detailed as moons because, let’s face it: jellyfish are pretty straight forward but!! Here

Phacellophora Camtschatica

aka The Fried Egg Jellyfish.

This is the biggest and most obvious part of Sunny’s design, he‘s an egg boy and I love him for it. But also there’s an interesting bit about the relationship between fried egg jellyfish and larval crabs. See these lil baby crabs?

Yeah so they climb inside fried egg jellyfish and just. RIDE AROUND IN THEIR BELL? Consequences be damned lil dudes chillin in there getting a ride. Which makes this the second time I’ve seen other animals use jellyfish as transportation. Baby octopus, baby crabs, with sun’s size it’s safe to say reader could probably do the same.

Though maybe reader wouldn’t want to do that because the whole reason larval crabs are chilling in their bell is also because jellyfish, while not capable of being infected by parasites cause they… they don’t have the bits that help parasites do the meat suit piloting… are carriers of parasites! They just walk around with em chilling in there. Larval crabs love monchin on em.

Next up is!!

Chrysaora Fuscesscens

aka

Honestly pacific sea nettles don't have many interesting facts about them. What can I say? they are very very long - talking 15 feet long. Other than that there isn't much else to say, I wish I could list something insane off like, OH THEY’VE GOT LAZER EYES. Nope. These guys float around looking like beautiful undersea mushrooms and they need no special skills to do that.

Uh. Yeah it’s not a jellyfish. This specially has to do with Sunny’s electric ability. Maybe you were thinking, oh so he’s like electric eels? (Which actually aren’t eels! They are a type of knife fish) no no, I am a perfectionist! I aim for accuracy and I also aim for the fun of science. While jellyfish cannot actually 🎵 shock you like a electric eel 🎶, jellyfish can SORT OF generate electricity.

Via a green gooey substance in the bells of jellyfish, scientists have discovered that by exposing it to ultraviolet light it produces electrons. Layman's terms? SOLAR POWERED GOO. While jellyfish have not harnessed the solar goo, scientists have actually found a way of using it to make a new form of green electricity!

So while Sun isn't electric the way an electric eel is, he still has a way of using electricity to make him a pretty powerful lil taser. Enough to put something smaller than him in a cardiac arrest, and give something his size or bigger a good reason to scamper off.

SOLAR POWERED SUN!

Which leads to my finishing notes.

While sun uses his zapper stuff quite a bit, he does have a regular sting too. While relatively less lethal than his zapping for bigger creatures, it does function as a paralytic! For smaller creatures it’s Uh…. Its a lil more dangerous. Good thing neoprene is sting proof haha.

And I had something else…

I recently posted a magma with Sunny sleeping.

This is based around the jellyfish that scientist found out sleep, Cassiopeia.

They are usually just chilling like that, bell down. Looking at them like this it really makes you think about how closely related they are to sea anemones huh? Lil freaks.

Sometime soon I’ll post a eclipse version of this, which I’m excited about because I love sharks SO MUCH.

[pumpkinsy0]

Hcs of curly taking care of pony if pony was REALLY sick?

lets all imagine im reading this to u guys like a kindergarten class

•curly has like 0 experience taking care of someone whos sick, at his house if ur sick, its tim who takes care of u, but even then its just like he cooks u food, leaves it on ur nightstand and u thug it out u less u yell for aomething

•however getting sick in his house is pretty rare so all of em arent too well versed in wtf to do when someones sick

•when ponys sick, hes used to someone just chillin right beside him, so curlys just forced to stay right by pony and look, no hate towards pony but he cant stay for that long, not bc of pony but bc if curly HAS to stay somewhere, no matter what hes always restless about it like he wants to b let out of his cage

•if ponys SICK sick, he starts mumbling shit and curlys just responding to that, “i like,,apples and bananas” “me too bro me too” kinda thing

•cant cook for shit and he doesnt want to wash any dishes so he just warms up a can of chicken noodle soup on the stove and hope it doesnt fall over or explode😭😭

•speaking of food hes a lil dickhead and goes “heres comes the airplane” while ponys like a sickly victorian child begging to see the sun one last time before he departs this mortal realm and enters through the gates w his parents waiting on the other side

•like i said, no clue what to do while ponys sick so hes just always checking ponys temperature and goin “feelin any better???”

•god forbid pony starts throwing up, curly HATES it so bad, he hates the sound, the look, he hates EVERYTHING, he left a bucket near pony and if he starts throwing up he leaves SO fast and closes his eyes, if not he’ll think about it while he eats and lose his appetite, he supports pony behind the door going “u got this man you’ll be fine” but hes also kinda saying it to himself a bit to calm himself down cause ughhhhhh

•curly still cracks jokes still and pony has no energy to say something back so he tries hitting curly but he cant even do that, someone get darry to do it for him</33

•when pony has a wet cough curly just stares so disgusted cause my GOD dude how did u get this sick😭😭

•after he gets better, curly makes pony take this concoction (i have NO idea what its called in kreyòl but it supposedly helps to build ur immune system) it taste like SHIT, but curly is NOT goin through allat again so he makes pony drink it, hes not gettin outta this one

[chumpsalmon]

HC Ramblings for all the mercsxreader

Cw: nsfw content

Scout: He loves to swim!! He lives for the beach!! He wants to go to trampoline parks with you. This dude is just full of energy all the time. Super active guy who's also a beach volleyball WARRIOR!!!!!! Dont play w him! He also loves to end an active day with fucking the shit out of you. This day has been full of excitement and it's the cherry on top for him to please you. I believe this guys an anal FIEND, too, giving AND RECIEVING prob mweh heh heh

Demoman: Gets Crunk and gets horny!!! This may be strange but I would like to write something where he double teams you with soldier. I think this guy massages your feet, too. Nothing sexual just like a respect thing. Don't play w me foots rubs are soo nice..

Medic: evil af. probably neglectful or gay.. on the other hand period sex tho...

Engineer: Ugh this handsome man loves to ramble to you! He loves just talking to you about his smart stuff, and helping you try to understand it. If youre intrigued and ask to learn hes marrying you on the spot. I believe this guy also loves sex toys --- He's never gonna reject the opportunity to utilize toys to make you feel twice as good. He's comfortable and confident in his abilities. He's a soft lover, and loooves to give you some princess treatment when the opportunity arises- also has dirty finger nails that are perma-stained by oil.

Heavy: big.. whoa. super tender and loving! he loves to spoil you and i would like to think hes big on back massages. also hes a little more on the submissive side. I think he's an incredible listener and will neverrrr forget a thing.

Sniper: Stinky man. Mans man. 3-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash- man. Despite this his musk is still quite nice i think tbh i love stinky men. i like to think he also has like a slight tummy you know just a lil bit. it is canon he crochets so i believe he will make a little blanket for you. Not real big on pda but loves to tease you in public. i think he loves road head. i believe hes super dominate and loves to take out his frustrations in the bedroom. Loooooves prey/pred play.

Spy: Loves to shower with you - watch you shower (esp when you dont know hes watching). Big on spoiling you. Doesn't let you do a thing when you guys are relaxing with each other. He's a true gentleman. I think he likes to be tied up sometimes, too. Probably a fan of threesomes.

Pyro: lights you on fire. just kidding. I think they love wax play, temp play, stuff like that. on the other side of that really loving, cuddle bug when it comes to just chillin with each other.

Soldier: OORHAHHHH!!! Loves to throw you around. Dominate and a proud American patriot. Pretty vanilla sex besides tying you up because thats cool. unintentionally bullies you sometimes. very sweet though nonetheless, Usually i imagine he takes a nurturing role but sometimes i believe secretly alone when he's with you he wants to be little spoon and be cared for on the occasion.

[sleepylink]

I just realized, I don't think people know a little fun thing about the Painting ability in A Link Between Worlds-

If your in Painting form, you can actually get the Magic Meter to stop if something is in the way.

Like, this happens when you go through the cracks in the walls and stuff, but you probably don't notice because how fast it is. I liked to get stuck behind boxes in town, or in people's houses, and just chill there for (rl) hours.

Also for Fanfiction writers, there is so much Angst Potential-

HE COULD LITERALLY GET TRAPPED BY GLASS-

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Random evil dude - "And this is my painting of a Hero"

Shows Link frantically try to get out, but he is 2d and he is in a picture frame with glass on the front-

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There's only a few spots I've found, but it's funny to see lil Link just stuck there chillin.

[solitude4chiron]

I.Visiting a friend

Hobie brown x Black reader

A/n: No smut in this fic but there will be multiple parts later 🤫

———————————————————————— The summer is the best time to be outside in New York. Water balloon fights, pool party’s, blocks playing music that filled the city, crop tops and bikinis. It was like this since you were little, and undeniably there’s no place like home

Tonight you and your friends were cramped in a small hot bathroom doing makeup, hair & all of the above for a party. One girl doing lashes, one girl doing her lip liner, one girl doing her nails & another taking pictures and controlling the playlist

“Y’all my nigga just texted me to come on so let’s start heading out” one of your other girlfriends shouted from in the living room, and after a few minutes everyone was in the car taking videos and lip syncing music  for tonight’s ig story

By the time you walked in you were already unamused. Hood niggas standing in the corner on their phones, other dudes trying to get behind girls and failing miserably, groups of people who looked half awake still trying to dance. So you fell behind and sat at the bar listening to other people’s conversations when a different boy caught your eye 

A tall 6,5 darkskin was sitting on the complete opposite side of the bar on his phone, his wicks were slightly short, and laid down his head that made them shaped almost like an Afro. His jewelry and piercings caught your attention, silver jewelry lining his eyebrows and fingers. Plus the way he dressed was so attractive, different from almost everyone else in the room

While admiring his beauty a airdrop came through your phone with the name “unknowns iPhone” curiously you accepted it 

“Y’kno it’s rude to stare right?”

And while trying to figure out who the person was you felt a shadow towering over you before he sat down

“You like whatcha seeing yeah?”

“Don’t get too ahead of yourself lil nigga who is you?” 

“C’mon y’kno who I am, your eyes were burning holes in my jacket. Plus nothing ‘bout me is little and I know you can tell” he replied smirking resting his head on his hand to look at your features more closely 

Immediately you could tell he wasn’t from New York at all by his voice, and though you had made fun of some British accents before. Something about his skin and voice in the dark lighting made him so attractive to you

“Sooo you from?” You said feeling your cheeks getting hot, the aggressiveness in your voice vanished

“New York love, why?”

“Boy your not from New York don’t play wit me right now” you said rolling your eyes

“Yea, I’m from London. Visiting a friend out here right now. Want a drink?”

You both ordered drinks and he said his name was Hobie. You each talked for a minute on each others interests, allowing you both to have a flourishing conversation because surprisingly you both had a lot in common. He had piercings, you did too. You both loved music, spray painting your art and opinions on every wall in your city, and you both also shared love for different types accessories and clothing 

After about an hour he asked if you wanted to go to another spot, just you and him. Your heart slightly froze in anxiety but there was some type of safety in his eyes. So you texted the group chat 

“Hey y’all, met this boy at the bar and he wants to take me to another spot. Keep y’all ringers on”

“Okay girllll !!! Is he fine 🌚”

“Leaving us to get some dick is crazyyyy 😒”

You hopped into his car and listened to the music while hanging your head out the window. You felt a hand on your thigh and you looked at him kind of surprised. You brushed it off when you realized you didn’t mind it at all in the first place 

“Problem luv?” He side eyed you while biting the side of his lip down, focused on the road 

“Nahhh you chillin” you felt his large hand start creeping higher and higher up your thigh while he kept his other hand on the wheel speeding up every time you looked at him. By the time you felt like saying something bold, you were at the spot that wasn’t really a spot. You were at the Brooklyn bridge

“Boy this is not no spot we are on a bridge wtf”

“You trust me?” And before you could say anything he was carrying you in one hand wedding style using his other hand to shoot webs, bringing you to the top of the bridge 

After the rush of literally flying through the air went away. You asked him a few questions 

“What was that?!!”

“Why is there white stuff coming out your arms?”

And before you could ask him your last question he made a stupid joke

“I can make white stuff come out of somewhere else y’kno” he smirked

After smacking him on the back of the head you asked him your last question 

“What made you want to tell me you have super powers? Especially like that..”

After seeing you shivering in your mini tee and skirt, he wrapped his large, heavy pin decorated vest around you and pulled you into his chest with his arm as you both watched the city. Light was escaping from every street. You also realized you probably wouldn’t have experienced seeing this in a lifetime if you didn’t meet him

“Don’t know, there’s something about you I kno’ I can love and take care of. So I’m not sweatin the spider man role right now” he said shrugging then resting his head on yours and playing in the curly ends of your locs 

“You lucky you fine, I would have never even left the bar with any other boy” you said drawing along his stomach and chest feeling how chiseled he was under his shirt 

“Just so you kno we date now” he said

“Boy your stupid it’s only been a few hours” you responded laughing and swinging your feet over the edge of the bridge

“I’m stupid? Yet your running your hands all over my body, yeah right”

Not realizing what you were doing you moved your hands immediately away from him a little shocked at what you were doing 

“I didn’t tell you to stop now did I?”

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Alright fellas new au time here we go

I’m pressed for time rn so I’m just gonna copy paste what I’ve put on discord but uh basically. Sun n Moon r both deities and also the undercover ‘haha hello fellow mortals’ leaders of their respective temples and Reader is a sad n nervous n shy Mysterious Stranger who joins th temples in search of a new meaning in life,, and yea they all fall in love lol not even sorry

Ok copy paste here we go,

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Ok I was blanked out on my meds n sleepy when I put this in a diff DCA discord but now I can’t stop thinkin abt it so I’m gonna drop it in here too:

hhhhfjfgfhf gods/deities sun/moon au where they r their own priests and y/n joins th temple to escape their Mysterious Sad Tragic Backstory and Sun/Moon r doing this doublespeak act of being both deities and their own follower LMAO

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y/n: i guess the moon deity didn't like the offering i left for them,, : (

sun, fuckin SEETHING: aw don't say that! SOME deities just,, work in mysterious ways!

later, moon: just chillin in the Astral Plane or smthn

sun, kicking the door in: MOON WHAT THE FUCK YOU COULDVE AT LEAST SAID *THANK YOU*

-BONUS POSSIBLE READER LORE:-

okay more abt gods/priests sun n moon au.

Y/N is a *former* god- they used to be a small-coven deity, basically like a folktale god known only to the local village, when the people who believed in them turned on them (were they arrogant? did they do nothing wrong and the people were just peeved at their lack of action during tragedy? maybe it was just a slow turning from them being seen as a benevolent god to a spiteful one?? idk) and their temple was burned to the ground and their name forcibly removed from any records. rip y/n's godhood lol

In the process of losing everything that beholds them as a deity, they were stripped of their deity traits and cast to the mortal world/plane as basically Just Another Dude to attone??? ig? idk anyway they go on a life of wandering trying to find a new sense of purpose and then one day come across Sun n Moon's place and r like 'maybe i was meant to be a follower? and not a leader??' and rlly they r just a sad and lonely and confused lil moron

[koyunsoncizeri]

Just a lil dude... Just chillin. . . (But grumpy)...(he ate grass)..

[enden-agolor]

Hear me out, I think Jesse and Kirby would be like. besties. They can both bond over slaying planet destroying monsters and defeating god! (Is Romeo technically a god? Idk, but my point stands) oh, they would 100% share snack together too.

Dude YES.

I have wanted to draw a kirby/mcsm crossover thing for SOOO long. Jesse with Kirby, Lukas with Bandana Dee (although BD also fits with Petra bc of the bandana BUT-) and Petra with Meta Knight cuz Ms. Butter and Galaxia are both gold swords and they're both into combat and idk who Dedede would vibe with but probably Axel??

And yeah I think Romeo does count as a god, at least in their worlds standards. Like can you imagine Jesse chillin with Kirby and Kirby's just like talkin in his lil poyo language but Jesse still kinda understands him and they're just vibing and relating to battling the most horrific monstrosities. Gods, super computers, horrible eldritch monsters. Yeah I've thought about this a ton and I LOVE it.

[callmeoncette]

I’m a very girly girl so my friends were so shocked I liked Hobie but they don’t see the vision!!! Like my room is basically pixie hollow meets hello Kitty with a splash of Jersey shore so just imagine this tall “scary” punk dude just chillin on a large pink bed with tons of stuff animals and hella female artist and baby Yoda posters on the wall while a small chihuahua runs around and Nicki Minaj new Barbie movie song plays in the background. It also either smells like coconut and vanilla or lavender depending on my mood but there’s constantly a lil whiff of weed ngl🤷🏾‍♀️just summ to think about while I finish this lil piece up

[used-s0ck]

RePost oops someone asked how fern donked up his friendship with leo but I accidentally deleted..ANYWAYS

So letsss just pretend this is an episode after the whole element thing and after and WHY they became close friends- but also this takes place before fern tries replacing finn

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Sooo basically it starts off with fern and leo just chillin but then leo gots to use the bathroom so he leaves rq

Suddenly Shelby pops out of ferns hat like he's like "dude. It's so obvious you like him" his reasoning is cuz of how close they are and how he's noticed while he's been in his hat. HEAR ME OUT THO ITS NOT A SHIP. I kinda don't like it when people ship their oca with cannon cuz unless it actually has logic. BUT since fern is like, his own person, he himself doesn't really understand it the only "knowledge" of romance is finns memories. So he just goes along with it along with it but still kinda confused. It's like that one reallllyyy old episode when finn was trying to make Pb jealous by hanging out with marcy you gotta watch it to understand. Anyways fern is like "ok, help me out then!!" But then leo comes back, so this time he's nervousish and just says he's gonna go out by himself. When he's alone with Shelby again tho he tells fern sometime like.. "you should tots confess in song form. It'll totally wow him" so just like uh ok. Then theres a lil montage of Shelby being his wingman. So when the time comes, for whatever reason fern invites other peeps but since it's fern so he's not finn popular so it's just a bunch of boring npcs

Anyways when leo shows up fern preforms and it's just really bad over all his words are mumble jumble and leo was NOT expecting this at all. Like imagine a friend your really close to you just confesses to you PLUs in a weird way infront of other people.

After fern is done leo just stands there and the audience doesn't help. It's dead ass silent until some npc shouts "say yes!' And normally when some npc does something like that in a serious situation it's ignored, but that just does it for leo.since He personally doesn't like all the attention and the pressure so he just runs off in the forest. Ppl are like boo I wasted my time and they all just disappear.

Fern at first just stands there until he comes to realization. He didnt even like leo in that way. Their whole friendship was platonic but Shelby saw/thought it in a different way, so that's also his fault.

Anyways this is how the episode would end after all that LOL